I thought of this idea the other day when I was going to the break room to get a “POP”. I think you guys will find some fun and joy in this post. Most likely you will identify with it really well too. I will have a picture and then a little blurb narrating my thoughts at that point.
“Boy am I thirsty for a good ‘ol Diet Coke. Ya, I’m gonna go get a Diet Coke”
“OH MY!! What are those things on top of that person’s lunchbox. I know they are not mine, but maybe I should take a closer look. It looks like maybe they are cookies.”
“Ewh yeah!! They are cookies. Is anybody watching I wonder. Should I just have one. They will probably think it was just someone else who stold their cookie. I wonder what kind they are????”
“Should I or shouldn’t I. They look like maybe they are vanilla or maybe possibly lemon. I like those kind good enough. Nobody’s around either.”
“The fatty goodness is just glaring out at me. I think I can smell the sugar. I wonder what kind they are. Only taste will tell. I think I will go for it!! But they aren’t mine.”
Laughing nervously.
“Maybe I should just move on to the “POP” machine.”
I watch the cookies carefully as I pass by them saying, “I guess I should leave them alone. They aren’t mine anyway. Maybe I’ll grab one on the way out of the breakroom.”
Almost at the “POP” machine I finally say, “OK, I am not going to do it. I’m gonna leave them alone. That is that!”
I made it to the “POP” machine and get my Diet Coke. I proceeded to my office without stealing some persons lonely cookies. HAHAHAHA I thought you guys might find this funny.
Do you ever have those moments where you pass by the yummies in slow motion and talk to yourself? HAHAHAHA
Merry Christmas Everyone. Just a short post on this wonderful holiday. I have a white Christmas here. Haven’t had one of these in a long long time. As we all know, cookies are everywhere right now. They are sitting on the counter, in the oven,on the kitchen table, next to the lazy boy chair, in our hands, and in our mouths.
