I thought of this idea the other day when I was going to the break room to get a “POP”. I think you guys will find some fun and joy in this post. Most likely you will identify with it really well too. I will have a picture and then a little blurb narrating my thoughts at that point.
“Boy am I thirsty for a good ‘ol Diet Coke. Ya, I’m gonna go get a Diet Coke”
“OH MY!! What are those things on top of that person’s lunchbox. I know they are not mine, but maybe I should take a closer look. It looks like maybe they are cookies.”
“Ewh yeah!! They are cookies. Is anybody watching I wonder. Should I just have one. They will probably think it was just someone else who stold their cookie. I wonder what kind they are????”
“Should I or shouldn’t I. They look like maybe they are vanilla or maybe possibly lemon. I like those kind good enough. Nobody’s around either.”
“The fatty goodness is just glaring out at me. I think I can smell the sugar. I wonder what kind they are. Only taste will tell. I think I will go for it!! But they aren’t mine.”
“Maybe I should just move on to the “POP” machine.”
I watch the cookies carefully as I pass by them saying, “I guess I should leave them alone. They aren’t mine anyway. Maybe I’ll grab one on the way out of the breakroom.”
Almost at the “POP” machine I finally say, “OK, I am not going to do it. I’m gonna leave them alone. That is that!”
I made it to the “POP” machine and get my Diet Coke. I proceeded to my office without stealing some persons lonely cookies. HAHAHAHA I thought you guys might find this funny.
Do you ever have those moments where you pass by the yummies in slow motion and talk to yourself? HAHAHAHA